Mariah Carey in a short skirt

The best way to put a stop to Mariah Carey's infernal screeching would be for her to put my cock in her mouth.

Jodine Costanzo in a short skirt

As you've probably gathered from reading our posts, here at the Leg Man our tastes run to an especially kinky kind of soft porn: we like it when there's a good amount left to the imagination, and we let our imaginations run wild.

That's why we hold a special place in our hearts (or at least our crotches) for the newsbabe. And of all the newsbabes, we like the local newsbabe best of all, because she's the kind you can imagine running into on the street, chatting her up, telling her how pretty she is, and then fucking her brains out in a one-night stand.

This is Jodine Costanzo, who has been on local TV stations in several cities around the country. We like to imagine that she's not wearing any panties in this photo.