Saturday, August 05, 2006

Principles of The Leg Man

The Leg Man is a blog dedicated to non-nude photographs of women with beautiful legs, presented for the purposes of aesthetic enjoyment, admiration, and masturbation. These are the principles that will guide our work here:

1. We are leg men, the most sophisticated fans of the female form. We also like breasts and asses, but we believe that putting a premium on legs is a sign of the true connoisseur. Frequently, leg men are confused with ass men -- since both are different from breast men -- but in the real world, leg men and ass men are very different. The breast man vs. ass man distinction is a front- vs. rear-view preference. The leg man may favor either front or rear views -- but the key distinction is that he appreciates legs most of all. In fact, at this blog, if we were to rank things in order of preference, we rather prefer breasts to asses. But the key is legs.

2. This is a non-nude site. We have nothing against nudes or hardcore. But this site will feature women in shorts and short skirts. We may be tempted to post topless shots of women with nice legs wearing shorts or short skirts, but that will be rare. When bare tits are actually on display, it can be hard to focus on the legs, which is our purpose here. This is also not an upskirt site. One of the great things about a girl in a short skirt is that you can fantasize about whether she's not wearing panties. If you know for sure that she is, that takes the fun out of it -- and if you know for sure that she isn't, then this wouldn't be a non-nude site, would it?

3. This is not a fetish site. We are not interested in legs alone, but in how the legs fit onto the whole woman. We are not going to show legs alone, and we are definitely not into feet.

4. Good-looking women are preferred. We like girls next door and amateurs, which is why we may occasionally show plain-looking women with hot legs. But we prefer pretty women, and the bulk of the pictures here will be pretty women, whether they are professionals or amateurs.

5. Big tits are preferred. All things being equal, we like a nice, big rack, believing it adds to the beauty of a good-looking woman with nice legs.

6. High heels are preferred. We like all kinds of high heels, from closed-toe 1980s-syle pumps to our favorite: slutty, platform spike heels. All of these add to the beauty of the leg. We may occasionally feature women wearing sandals and flip-flops or bare feet; very rarely will we feature a woman in socks or sneakers, which we feel distract from the overall features of the legs.

7. Boots are rejected. We hate boots, and won't feature them -- period.

8. Voyeurism is applauded. Models and actresses who are purposely mugging for the camera are fine, but we especially like women who don't have looking good as their primary purpose. So we like voyeurism in the strict sense -- women who don't know they're being photographed or even looked at -- and we also like to admire women who are looking good but who are in the middle of fulfilling some other purpose. We like hot TV newscasters, for instance.

9. Sheer is better than fishnets. Fishnets will be featured here only if the photo is pretty spectacular. Usually fishnests distract from the beauty of the legs.

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